Post by Trish on Jan 12, 2012 15:36:31 GMT -5
[03:10] <Lukas`> Vidi place! Artifice! Out into the living room he tromps. Khaki argo shorts and a black teeshirt, the requests of his fellow teamates to wear a shirt having been heeded for now. He had a bottle of wine in his hand and a half empty glass in the other. Taking a big sip, he slid into a comfy chair to watch some Teevees
[03:11] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ "... Holy hell, he's not flashing us anymore."
[03:14] <Kentachi> Kevin walks into the kitchen. After eating that piece of pizza, he is feeling sickly and requires some actually cooked food stuffs that were not preprocessed.
[03:15] <@trish> /*\ a sound comes from the TV as it is turned on. An Asian voice! It says; "VIIIIN-DA-CAY-TOH!" and exciting musics start to play /*\
[03:16] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ And that catches his attention. He twists his head, staring at the screen. Absently he waves over at Kevin.
[03:20] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "The heck was that??"
[03:21] <Kentachi> Kevin pauses and looks at the TV.
[03:25] <@trish> /*\ the scee shows it! Asian people, in tight costumes, as Japanese music places with a soulful but excited male voice. A big man in a darkm purple suit with gold markins, charging energy around his hands! Another big man all in red white and blue, holding a huge sword and shield! /*\
[03:25] <@trish> /*\ A man dressed all in black with glowing red eyes and a shinigami mask on his chest! A woman in blue with one arm and a fancy high-tech sword! A bald man in black and gold! A white-skinned man in a big trench coat! And a small guy with an elvis costume holding a gem-studded guitar! /*\
[03:26] <@trish> /*\ Cut to an angry man with a pointed beared and huge muscles, up on a frozen mountain, shaking his fist! The screen zooms into his pupil, and then back out to the heroes, and they pose!* "VIN-DA-CAY-TO!" /*\
[03:27] <Lynod> (... lmfao.)
[03:27] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ "... Well, I know which one was you." He glances over at "Elvis."
[03:28] <@trish> /*\ Zer ambles in to observe this /*\
[03:32] <@trish> /*\ oh yes,also a big bronze skinned guy in a toga with a big giolden hammer. Did I forget that one? /*\
[03:32] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ ".... Nevermind. I don't think I wanna know anymore."
[03:32] <Kentachi> Kevin continues to watch, putting piece on who was who together. There was no Kevin. Still, it was interesting.
[03:33] <Lukas`> Artifice smirks. You know. I wonder if this counts as blasphemy, or at least some level of heresy? He couldnt help but laugh. He stared, trying to figure out which one was him.
[03:33] <Lukas`> And there he was
[03:34] <@trish> /*\ our heroes are shown as civilians, even the white skinned and bronze skinned ones, hanging out at some kind of cafe, being good friends. /*\
[03:36] <@trish> /*\ the screen pulles back, way back, to the top of the mountain! A woman in flowing clothes is looking through a telescope, and when she moves away, she has no face! She drifts over to the man from the opening. He speaks! "I, Sabatoeur Vostok, will freeze the world, so only my Wintermen can live on it! Those Vindicators will not stop me this time!" /*\
[03:41] <@trish> /*\ the heroes as civilians talk to a little child! He will not play with the other children because the last time he was outside there was a thunferstorm, and it scared him! And now he is afraid it will come back* /*\
[03:41] <Kentachi> "When did we start getting this channel anyway?" Kevin asked himself while biting down into a sammich made of cheese and lettuce.
[03:42] <@trish> /*\ Back to Soboteur Vostok! "Aha! I will take this child and use his fear to defeat the Vindicators! Go, my Wintermen! /*\
[03:43] <@trish> /*\ and with that, he throws down a bunch of snowballs! they hit the grund nearby and do not splat, but instead hop around then turn into humanoids! Skinny bodies with big snowman heads in tighty shiny blue jumpsuits* "Wooble wooble wooble!" they say, and run in to attack! /*\
[03:47] <@trish> /*\ "Oh no, team, it is the Wintermen!" says the one that is supposed to be Quinn. "Tranmsform to team Vindicator!" says the one with the hammer. And they do it! Fancy transformation sequences to the costumes. And they call their names!* "Drakaman!" "Juuustice! "Grr! Wrath!" "Space Sabre!" "Sandastorm!" "Dee Jay Square!" "Double X!" "Artiface!" /*\
[03:48] <Lukas`> Staring, dumbfounded. Artifice sips his wine.
[03:53] <Kentachi> Kevin chuckled a bit. "They have us spot on, don't they."
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ the Vinticators go into the fight! Space Sabre waves her sword around and sparks fly off the chests of the wintermen! Justice fores his sheild off and a Winterman is shown being pushed into a different part of town before it reels back in! Double X hits one on the chin with his fist and he rockets up into the Earth's orbit! /*\
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ DeeJay plays a song and a bunch of them stop fighting and start to dance! Artiface hits the ground and a bunch of them are knocked over by a wave! Drakaman makes an energy wall that a bunch of them can't get through! /*\
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ a closeup showsw Sandastorms white fits crask like glass and sand spills out, that turns into a giant fist and a giant hammer and he starts smashin guys! Wrath pulls oput a pair of big Kukri knives and runs by and a bunch of Wintermen explode into showers of blood! /*\
[03:56] <@trish> /*\ but, it is all for naught. Two wintermen come out of the bathroom and grab the kid and teleport him up into the sky. Back at the mountain peak, Sabatoeur Vostok buiilds a snowman around the pook kid. He sticks some lightning bolts into it and some swirly clouds and raindrops* /*\
[03:57] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "This would be SO COOL if I weren't so lame ._."
[03:59] <@trish> /*\ He brings it to life! It comes out as a kind of cool looking anthromorphic tornado with some lightning bolts sticking out, and it goes down to fight the Vindicators! It uses thunderbooms and flashes of lightning to scare them! /*\
[04:02] <@trish> /*\ as the sky grows dark and spooky, the Vindicators are pushed back. Until! <Dee Jay Square> "Power Slidu!" he runs, then drops on his knees, laying back and sliding across the ground and ending up bbetween the things legs. He hits a power chord and knocks the monster up into the air and onto its back! /*\
[04:03] <@trish> /*\ he then stands up, and starts to play a song in japanese. He is joined by two backup singers from somehwere, and as they make the song, cartoon sunbeams and rainbows push the clouds away to show the blue sky. And then pops an axe out of his guitar and chops the thing in the thigh. /*\
[04:04] <Lukas`> Could you actually manage that? Artifice asked, lookin to DJ there.
[04:05] <@trish> /*\ the Vindicators line up! wth DeeJay in the lead! They all heft their weapon of choice! "Vindicator finish strike!" and they all rush past and strike in turn, ending with Wrath stabbing the thing right in the face, and once they have moved on, it falls over and explodes /*\
[04:06] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "... WEll, that was at least kinda cool I guess. Erm... But yeah, I could probably do that."
[04:06] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ ".. Except for that acid trip at the end."
[04:07] <@trish> ----<DJ> Nobody but me can usually see that part
[04:07] <Lukas`> Did they just kill the young boy? He was concerned
[04:09] <@trish> /*\ <Sabatoeur Vostok> "Noo! Well let them see if they can stop a thunder storm man 100 feet tall!" and he throws down many snowballs that fall behind the horizon. A swarm of wintermen rush over the horizin and go to the spot where the monster fell. They melt into globs of snow and merge and the snow rises into a giant pillar that reforms into a giant version of the original monster! /*\
[04:10] <@trish> /*\ <Sabre> "Oh, no! The monster has become enormous!" they all gasp, as if perhaps this does not happen in every episode* /*\
[04:11] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "i'm sure he like... I dunno, honetly."
[04:11] <ExtraGradius> *honestly
[04:12] <@trish> /*\ the team all speaks in unison! "Summon team Godchild!" /*\
[04:17] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "WHooooooboy."
[04:18] <@trish> /*\ the earth shakes, and massive robots appear from different places! The team calls their names in unison! "Garuda! Quetacoatal! Fenli! Dajoji! Dragon! Sun Wukong!" the robot dieties engage the monster and fight fight fight! Eyelasers and fireballs and a big pole! /*\
[04:27] <Lukas`> I..Wow. Wine is refilled, he may need a few glasses to get through this
[04:28] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "Guess that's uhm... One way to look at it ._."
[04:29] <@trish> /*\ but it's not enough! NO! The robots are pushed back. The Vindicators have a unique plan, though!* "Team Godchild form Ultra God Bot!" /*\
[04:31] <@trish> /*\ the massive dragon moves in, rising up and splitting in half, forming legs! Sun Wukong jumps in, putting them on like boots! Garuda swoops above, separating into parts, his wings going onto the back and his other bit forming a chest plate! Dajoji forms the right arm with a hand, and Renfris the left arm with a giant wolf head instead! /*\
[04:32] <@trish> /*\ A giant robot with bird wings on its back and dragon wings on its calves! Quetzacoatl stretches out straight and turns into a giant flaming sword! Combat commences. /*\
[04:32] <Lukas`> Is someone recording this? Artifice would show this to the others
[04:36] <@trish> /*\ the fight is brutal, with lots of direct sword hits! Soon enough, the monster is exhausted. Ultra God Bot backs off. "Heavenly God Thunder Strike!" yells some people. Godbot spreads his arms, and a massive lightning bolt roars from the sky and blows up the monster, turning him into a poof of snow /*\
[04:38] <@trish> /*\ the robot leaves, and the big crystal snowflakes fall down into town. A glowing gold one touches the ground, and turns into the kid! And he's not afraid of thunderstorms anymore, even though this whole experience seems like it would make that worse. Justice suggests they go eat, and everyone has a good laugh. THE END /*\
[04:41] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "I hope not ._."
[04:42] <@trish> /*\ "And tune in agin at 2 AM tommorrow for more Super Vindicator Sentai Heroes, right here on Channel Rising Sun" /*\
[04:45] <Lukas`> Artifice, not needing to sleep..will probably become a regular viewer
[03:11] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ "... Holy hell, he's not flashing us anymore."
[03:14] <Kentachi> Kevin walks into the kitchen. After eating that piece of pizza, he is feeling sickly and requires some actually cooked food stuffs that were not preprocessed.
[03:15] <@trish> /*\ a sound comes from the TV as it is turned on. An Asian voice! It says; "VIIIIN-DA-CAY-TOH!" and exciting musics start to play /*\
[03:16] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ And that catches his attention. He twists his head, staring at the screen. Absently he waves over at Kevin.
[03:20] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "The heck was that??"
[03:21] <Kentachi> Kevin pauses and looks at the TV.
[03:25] <@trish> /*\ the scee shows it! Asian people, in tight costumes, as Japanese music places with a soulful but excited male voice. A big man in a darkm purple suit with gold markins, charging energy around his hands! Another big man all in red white and blue, holding a huge sword and shield! /*\
[03:25] <@trish> /*\ A man dressed all in black with glowing red eyes and a shinigami mask on his chest! A woman in blue with one arm and a fancy high-tech sword! A bald man in black and gold! A white-skinned man in a big trench coat! And a small guy with an elvis costume holding a gem-studded guitar! /*\
[03:26] <@trish> /*\ Cut to an angry man with a pointed beared and huge muscles, up on a frozen mountain, shaking his fist! The screen zooms into his pupil, and then back out to the heroes, and they pose!* "VIN-DA-CAY-TO!" /*\
[03:27] <Lynod> (... lmfao.)
[03:27] <Lynod> \Rafael§Ink/ "... Well, I know which one was you." He glances over at "Elvis."
[03:28] <@trish> /*\ Zer ambles in to observe this /*\
[03:32] <@trish> /*\ oh yes,also a big bronze skinned guy in a toga with a big giolden hammer. Did I forget that one? /*\
[03:32] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ ".... Nevermind. I don't think I wanna know anymore."
[03:32] <Kentachi> Kevin continues to watch, putting piece on who was who together. There was no Kevin. Still, it was interesting.
[03:33] <Lukas`> Artifice smirks. You know. I wonder if this counts as blasphemy, or at least some level of heresy? He couldnt help but laugh. He stared, trying to figure out which one was him.
[03:33] <Lukas`> And there he was
[03:34] <@trish> /*\ our heroes are shown as civilians, even the white skinned and bronze skinned ones, hanging out at some kind of cafe, being good friends. /*\
[03:36] <@trish> /*\ the screen pulles back, way back, to the top of the mountain! A woman in flowing clothes is looking through a telescope, and when she moves away, she has no face! She drifts over to the man from the opening. He speaks! "I, Sabatoeur Vostok, will freeze the world, so only my Wintermen can live on it! Those Vindicators will not stop me this time!" /*\
[03:41] <@trish> /*\ the heroes as civilians talk to a little child! He will not play with the other children because the last time he was outside there was a thunferstorm, and it scared him! And now he is afraid it will come back* /*\
[03:41] <Kentachi> "When did we start getting this channel anyway?" Kevin asked himself while biting down into a sammich made of cheese and lettuce.
[03:42] <@trish> /*\ Back to Soboteur Vostok! "Aha! I will take this child and use his fear to defeat the Vindicators! Go, my Wintermen! /*\
[03:43] <@trish> /*\ and with that, he throws down a bunch of snowballs! they hit the grund nearby and do not splat, but instead hop around then turn into humanoids! Skinny bodies with big snowman heads in tighty shiny blue jumpsuits* "Wooble wooble wooble!" they say, and run in to attack! /*\
[03:47] <@trish> /*\ "Oh no, team, it is the Wintermen!" says the one that is supposed to be Quinn. "Tranmsform to team Vindicator!" says the one with the hammer. And they do it! Fancy transformation sequences to the costumes. And they call their names!* "Drakaman!" "Juuustice! "Grr! Wrath!" "Space Sabre!" "Sandastorm!" "Dee Jay Square!" "Double X!" "Artiface!" /*\
[03:48] <Lukas`> Staring, dumbfounded. Artifice sips his wine.
[03:53] <Kentachi> Kevin chuckled a bit. "They have us spot on, don't they."
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ the Vinticators go into the fight! Space Sabre waves her sword around and sparks fly off the chests of the wintermen! Justice fores his sheild off and a Winterman is shown being pushed into a different part of town before it reels back in! Double X hits one on the chin with his fist and he rockets up into the Earth's orbit! /*\
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ DeeJay plays a song and a bunch of them stop fighting and start to dance! Artiface hits the ground and a bunch of them are knocked over by a wave! Drakaman makes an energy wall that a bunch of them can't get through! /*\
[03:53] <@trish> /*\ a closeup showsw Sandastorms white fits crask like glass and sand spills out, that turns into a giant fist and a giant hammer and he starts smashin guys! Wrath pulls oput a pair of big Kukri knives and runs by and a bunch of Wintermen explode into showers of blood! /*\
[03:56] <@trish> /*\ but, it is all for naught. Two wintermen come out of the bathroom and grab the kid and teleport him up into the sky. Back at the mountain peak, Sabatoeur Vostok buiilds a snowman around the pook kid. He sticks some lightning bolts into it and some swirly clouds and raindrops* /*\
[03:57] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "This would be SO COOL if I weren't so lame ._."
[03:59] <@trish> /*\ He brings it to life! It comes out as a kind of cool looking anthromorphic tornado with some lightning bolts sticking out, and it goes down to fight the Vindicators! It uses thunderbooms and flashes of lightning to scare them! /*\
[04:02] <@trish> /*\ as the sky grows dark and spooky, the Vindicators are pushed back. Until! <Dee Jay Square> "Power Slidu!" he runs, then drops on his knees, laying back and sliding across the ground and ending up bbetween the things legs. He hits a power chord and knocks the monster up into the air and onto its back! /*\
[04:03] <@trish> /*\ he then stands up, and starts to play a song in japanese. He is joined by two backup singers from somehwere, and as they make the song, cartoon sunbeams and rainbows push the clouds away to show the blue sky. And then pops an axe out of his guitar and chops the thing in the thigh. /*\
[04:04] <Lukas`> Could you actually manage that? Artifice asked, lookin to DJ there.
[04:05] <@trish> /*\ the Vindicators line up! wth DeeJay in the lead! They all heft their weapon of choice! "Vindicator finish strike!" and they all rush past and strike in turn, ending with Wrath stabbing the thing right in the face, and once they have moved on, it falls over and explodes /*\
[04:06] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "... WEll, that was at least kinda cool I guess. Erm... But yeah, I could probably do that."
[04:06] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ ".. Except for that acid trip at the end."
[04:07] <@trish> ----<DJ> Nobody but me can usually see that part
[04:07] <Lukas`> Did they just kill the young boy? He was concerned
[04:09] <@trish> /*\ <Sabatoeur Vostok> "Noo! Well let them see if they can stop a thunder storm man 100 feet tall!" and he throws down many snowballs that fall behind the horizon. A swarm of wintermen rush over the horizin and go to the spot where the monster fell. They melt into globs of snow and merge and the snow rises into a giant pillar that reforms into a giant version of the original monster! /*\
[04:10] <@trish> /*\ <Sabre> "Oh, no! The monster has become enormous!" they all gasp, as if perhaps this does not happen in every episode* /*\
[04:11] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "i'm sure he like... I dunno, honetly."
[04:11] <ExtraGradius> *honestly
[04:12] <@trish> /*\ the team all speaks in unison! "Summon team Godchild!" /*\
[04:17] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "WHooooooboy."
[04:18] <@trish> /*\ the earth shakes, and massive robots appear from different places! The team calls their names in unison! "Garuda! Quetacoatal! Fenli! Dajoji! Dragon! Sun Wukong!" the robot dieties engage the monster and fight fight fight! Eyelasers and fireballs and a big pole! /*\
[04:27] <Lukas`> I..Wow. Wine is refilled, he may need a few glasses to get through this
[04:28] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "Guess that's uhm... One way to look at it ._."
[04:29] <@trish> /*\ but it's not enough! NO! The robots are pushed back. The Vindicators have a unique plan, though!* "Team Godchild form Ultra God Bot!" /*\
[04:31] <@trish> /*\ the massive dragon moves in, rising up and splitting in half, forming legs! Sun Wukong jumps in, putting them on like boots! Garuda swoops above, separating into parts, his wings going onto the back and his other bit forming a chest plate! Dajoji forms the right arm with a hand, and Renfris the left arm with a giant wolf head instead! /*\
[04:32] <@trish> /*\ A giant robot with bird wings on its back and dragon wings on its calves! Quetzacoatl stretches out straight and turns into a giant flaming sword! Combat commences. /*\
[04:32] <Lukas`> Is someone recording this? Artifice would show this to the others
[04:36] <@trish> /*\ the fight is brutal, with lots of direct sword hits! Soon enough, the monster is exhausted. Ultra God Bot backs off. "Heavenly God Thunder Strike!" yells some people. Godbot spreads his arms, and a massive lightning bolt roars from the sky and blows up the monster, turning him into a poof of snow /*\
[04:38] <@trish> /*\ the robot leaves, and the big crystal snowflakes fall down into town. A glowing gold one touches the ground, and turns into the kid! And he's not afraid of thunderstorms anymore, even though this whole experience seems like it would make that worse. Justice suggests they go eat, and everyone has a good laugh. THE END /*\
[04:41] <ExtraGradius> ♬>DJ²<♩ "I hope not ._."
[04:42] <@trish> /*\ "And tune in agin at 2 AM tommorrow for more Super Vindicator Sentai Heroes, right here on Channel Rising Sun" /*\
[04:45] <Lukas`> Artifice, not needing to sleep..will probably become a regular viewer