Post by Trish on Nov 24, 2012 18:02:52 GMT -5
Menu:
Assburger- our signature meat patty.
Big Assburger- our signature meat patty stacked three high.
SIGNATURES: - All made with one signature patty.
Racing Stripe- Hunstman cheese and tangy mayo.
Hemmingway- A full shot of whiskey mixed into the patty before it is cooked, with English'd mayo.
Big Kahuna: Grilled pineapple and ricotta cheese with a little honey BBQ.
Italian Stallion- Spicy Marinara, pepperoni, and black olives with parmasean and oregano.
Cupcake- Frosting and cherries. Hey, no one's making you eat it.
Churrascaria- Turkey sausage, bacon, garlic chicken, and gyro meat stacks high on this burger, held in place with white Mexican cheese.
Musroom Kingdom- A double helping of cheese and a whole can of mushrooms.
Ballpark- Fries, chili, beer cheese, and a fried hot dog.
The All-American- Beer-battered patty with bacon and fries.
Banger- Scrambled eggs and keilbasa.
Asian Sensation- A sliced-up pork egg roll and soy sauce.
Kick in the Teeth- peppered well-done burger with buffalo spread and raw chili peppers.
Down South- Fried provolone and pulled pork.
Over-Under- Chewy bacon on top, crispy bacon underneath.
The Stinker- Gorgonzola cheese, pickled beets, banana peppers, red onions, raw garlic, and mayo.
The Knockout- Turkey cutlet, gravy, and triple cheese.
The Pompei- Spicy chili on top, smoked cheese on the bottom.
The Deli- Salami, Bologna, and olive relish.
The Jersey Shore- Tuna salad and crunchy beer-batter crumbs.
Southern Sweetheart- Shoestring chicken and BBQ sauce.
The New Yorker- cream cheese, capers, and sesame sauce.
The King- Peanut butter, bacon, and carmelized bananas.
The Sicilian- Pepperoni, capers, and ancovies mixxed into the meat. Marinara and mozzerella on top.
The Mediterranean- Scampi-style patty with fried shrimp.
The Harvester- Summer sausage and block cheddar on a whole-grain bun.
The Curly-Q - BBQ sauce and onion straws with a little onion dip on the bottom.
The PB&J - Pulled pork, Bacon, and Jalepenos.
Queso-Cruncher - Fried tortillas, triple cheese, and jalepenos.
Early Bird - Bacon, hash brown, maple syrup, and a tiny pancake.
Mushroom Cloud - Canned mushrooms, fried chili peppers, & baked beans.
SPECIALTIES:
Double-Dip- Two patties, each dipped and dripping in the sauces of your choice. Choose: Nacho, Ranch, Buffalo Sauce, Bleu Cheese, BBQ sauce, Mayo, Marinara, or Garlic Oil.
Prime Piece- half-pound burger patty made entirely of meat.
Superflat- A regular sized burger pounded paper thin and on thin pan-baked bun.
Briny Deep- Half-pound burger wrapped around a kosher dill, deep fried and served on a sub roll.
King's Castle- A fortress of 24 mini-burgers protecting a nation of fries and cheese sticks.
The Brick- A 3/4 pound block of cooked beef.
Taco Time- Platter of three tacos that are just burgers on tortillas with a little Mexican seasoning.
Quintuple Bypass- 5 Assburger patties stacked tall, motared with melted cheese, smothered with nacho, bacon on top & bottom.
The Deep Diver- a triple assburger with bacon, toppings and all, on a stick, battered and deep fried.
The Metaburger - a 1-pound burger with a quarter pound of bacon and epic fixins, between two Superflats.
Mr Meatless - Grilled or fried tomato on bun with choice of cheese and toppings.
"Salad"- Assburger with extra toppings and no bun.
FOR THE ASS-INTOLERANT:
Chicken Butt - Fried chicken sandwich. Say what?
Mockingbird- Any Signature sandwich with fried chicken instead of the burger.
The Jackie Harris - Half-Pound fried bologna sandwich
The Porker - Half-Pound pulled pork sandwich
The Mr Limpet - Quarter-pound of fried fish and quarter-pound of tuna salad.
The Retro Rocket - Foot-Long beef and sausage, hot sauce, and assorted whole raw peppers.
Surstromming - Tradtional style. You probably don't want this.
Ultimate Grilled Cheese - Thick bread grilled with Cheddar, Swiss, Gruyere, Smoked Gouda & Provolone with Nacho on the side. Bacon or ham upon request.
Free toppings: Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, banana pepper, mustard, ketchup, mayo
Cheese: Cheddar, Swiss, Gruyere, Smoked Gouda, Provolone, Pepperjack, Nacho
Most burgers can be made Scottish Style
Whole-grain bun available for must burgers.
SIDES:
Fries
Hash Browns
Bacon
Garlic-cheese mashed potato
Mac & Cheese
Fried Okra
Homemade Baked Beans
Potato Pancakes
Red onion Rings
APPETIZERS:
Ass Wings
Cheese Sticks
Egg Rolls
Fried Green Beans
Nachos
Deep-fried Lemon Rhinds
Quesadilla - Chicken, Pork, or Assburger
Ass-Sliders
Assburger- our signature meat patty.
Big Assburger- our signature meat patty stacked three high.
SIGNATURES: - All made with one signature patty.
Racing Stripe- Hunstman cheese and tangy mayo.
Hemmingway- A full shot of whiskey mixed into the patty before it is cooked, with English'd mayo.
Big Kahuna: Grilled pineapple and ricotta cheese with a little honey BBQ.
Italian Stallion- Spicy Marinara, pepperoni, and black olives with parmasean and oregano.
Cupcake- Frosting and cherries. Hey, no one's making you eat it.
Churrascaria- Turkey sausage, bacon, garlic chicken, and gyro meat stacks high on this burger, held in place with white Mexican cheese.
Musroom Kingdom- A double helping of cheese and a whole can of mushrooms.
Ballpark- Fries, chili, beer cheese, and a fried hot dog.
The All-American- Beer-battered patty with bacon and fries.
Banger- Scrambled eggs and keilbasa.
Asian Sensation- A sliced-up pork egg roll and soy sauce.
Kick in the Teeth- peppered well-done burger with buffalo spread and raw chili peppers.
Down South- Fried provolone and pulled pork.
Over-Under- Chewy bacon on top, crispy bacon underneath.
The Stinker- Gorgonzola cheese, pickled beets, banana peppers, red onions, raw garlic, and mayo.
The Knockout- Turkey cutlet, gravy, and triple cheese.
The Pompei- Spicy chili on top, smoked cheese on the bottom.
The Deli- Salami, Bologna, and olive relish.
The Jersey Shore- Tuna salad and crunchy beer-batter crumbs.
Southern Sweetheart- Shoestring chicken and BBQ sauce.
The New Yorker- cream cheese, capers, and sesame sauce.
The King- Peanut butter, bacon, and carmelized bananas.
The Sicilian- Pepperoni, capers, and ancovies mixxed into the meat. Marinara and mozzerella on top.
The Mediterranean- Scampi-style patty with fried shrimp.
The Harvester- Summer sausage and block cheddar on a whole-grain bun.
The Curly-Q - BBQ sauce and onion straws with a little onion dip on the bottom.
The PB&J - Pulled pork, Bacon, and Jalepenos.
Queso-Cruncher - Fried tortillas, triple cheese, and jalepenos.
Early Bird - Bacon, hash brown, maple syrup, and a tiny pancake.
Mushroom Cloud - Canned mushrooms, fried chili peppers, & baked beans.
SPECIALTIES:
Double-Dip- Two patties, each dipped and dripping in the sauces of your choice. Choose: Nacho, Ranch, Buffalo Sauce, Bleu Cheese, BBQ sauce, Mayo, Marinara, or Garlic Oil.
Prime Piece- half-pound burger patty made entirely of meat.
Superflat- A regular sized burger pounded paper thin and on thin pan-baked bun.
Briny Deep- Half-pound burger wrapped around a kosher dill, deep fried and served on a sub roll.
King's Castle- A fortress of 24 mini-burgers protecting a nation of fries and cheese sticks.
The Brick- A 3/4 pound block of cooked beef.
Taco Time- Platter of three tacos that are just burgers on tortillas with a little Mexican seasoning.
Quintuple Bypass- 5 Assburger patties stacked tall, motared with melted cheese, smothered with nacho, bacon on top & bottom.
The Deep Diver- a triple assburger with bacon, toppings and all, on a stick, battered and deep fried.
The Metaburger - a 1-pound burger with a quarter pound of bacon and epic fixins, between two Superflats.
Mr Meatless - Grilled or fried tomato on bun with choice of cheese and toppings.
"Salad"- Assburger with extra toppings and no bun.
FOR THE ASS-INTOLERANT:
Chicken Butt - Fried chicken sandwich. Say what?
Mockingbird- Any Signature sandwich with fried chicken instead of the burger.
The Jackie Harris - Half-Pound fried bologna sandwich
The Porker - Half-Pound pulled pork sandwich
The Mr Limpet - Quarter-pound of fried fish and quarter-pound of tuna salad.
The Retro Rocket - Foot-Long beef and sausage, hot sauce, and assorted whole raw peppers.
Surstromming - Tradtional style. You probably don't want this.
Ultimate Grilled Cheese - Thick bread grilled with Cheddar, Swiss, Gruyere, Smoked Gouda & Provolone with Nacho on the side. Bacon or ham upon request.
Free toppings: Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, banana pepper, mustard, ketchup, mayo
Cheese: Cheddar, Swiss, Gruyere, Smoked Gouda, Provolone, Pepperjack, Nacho
Most burgers can be made Scottish Style
Whole-grain bun available for must burgers.
SIDES:
Fries
Hash Browns
Bacon
Garlic-cheese mashed potato
Mac & Cheese
Fried Okra
Homemade Baked Beans
Potato Pancakes
Red onion Rings
APPETIZERS:
Ass Wings
Cheese Sticks
Egg Rolls
Fried Green Beans
Nachos
Deep-fried Lemon Rhinds
Quesadilla - Chicken, Pork, or Assburger
Ass-Sliders