Post by Trish on Oct 25, 2015 0:09:43 GMT -5
<Iggy> "After I got kicked off the pirate ship I got addicted to planking." 6*on a side note, iggy IS a bit damp*
<Mika> "Why were you on a pirate ship Iggy? and I'm pretty sure you're supposed to walk the plank, not be a plank."
<Greenie> <Adrianna> looks over her shoulder at Adi. The bell jingles a bit as she shuffles. She either doesn't notice or doesn't care. 14"Yeah Iggy. What Pirate ship?"
<Iggy> "It's a long story, Sou #3." 6*she says to Mika-chan, and also Adi, though Adi is not Sou #3*
<Geode> 5Tariq 06shrugs. 10"Tell us anyway!"06 He smiled as he worked Iggy through the door. Never mind the Freudian imagry here.
<Iggy> "Alright well it started off when I went to Japan for a soda convention on Froday after class." 6*she says*
<Iggy> "There was a big argument about whethere you are supposed to call it soda or pop or soda-pop or cola or coke or sparkling corn beverange and it got pretty far out of hand but then everyone remembered they were in Japan so it was just called Tansan and that stopped most of the fistfighting."
<Iggy> "Anyway after that I tried the mocha-cola soda from Drake & Josh and then they had a pickled watermelon soda that was very puckery and then there was a strawberry soda made with wild strawberries and spring water and there was also an unflavored soda for boring people and I got a case of it for Jules."
<Iggy> "After all that soda I had to pee and pee and pee and pee and that made me late for my other business, which was groceriiies. So I ran out of the convention center but as I was trying to leave a little man stopped me to give me my free can of soda. And then I left and went to Tsukiji!"
<Iggy> "After I got the cavia for jules's breakfast and the ambergris for edwin's breakfast i went to the tuna auction and i got won two tunas."
<Ryuami> "tuna Auction.. what?"
<Iggy> "So I decide I am gonna use part of one of the tunas to make a tuna marsala and so I need mushrooms. So I went to the mushroom district but I forgot I was wwearing my secret Shiitake Ninja Clan shirt, because I am secretely a member of the Shiitake Ninja Clan. Anyway, because of this I was attacked by the Maitake ninjas and I had to fight."
<Iggy> "I used a pirtal claw to send the tunas home but I had to stay and fight because of my ninja honor. It was a terrible fight and all I had was a swordfish and they cut up my shirt but I beat them."
<Iggy> "So I borrowed a sailor costume from a jpanese high school and bought some panties from a vending machine and then I finished my grocery shopping."
<Iggy> "Everything was going fine until I tried to catch the bullet train and I didn't grrab it in time and it flung me into a tree alongside the tracks." 6*Iggy's bioobs are, concealed* "I ws Ooooo-Kay but it broke the earpiece I need for the portals so I had to find a new way home. I got a job as a boatswain on a mail boat but unfortunately the boat was only going to Hong Kong.
<Iggy> "Now when I got to Hong Kong there was nowhere to go and I didn't have any money, but there was an ametuer sumo wrestling competition and the prize was a dream vacation to Siberia."
<Iggy> "So I entered the contest and won us9ng the Longshoreman Lift - it's a move only known to american sumo wrestlers and it's like the crane kick of the sumo world."
* Greenie has quit IRC (Connection closed)
<Iggy> "I took the trip to Siberia and I traded my sumo diaper for a bicycle. I rode it through Chernobyl where I met a friendly bear who wanted me to wrestle it and after I did it gave me directins to Sokol."
* Mika bakes cookies, in the shapes of Iggy's adventures.
<Iggy> "In Sokol I bought a used car and turned it into a speedboat. I drove it to Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky where they have a better harbor."
<Iggy> "I went to a bar and played a game of Russian Roulette and I won a ticket aboard Comrade Vlinsky's Discount Alskan Cruise Adventure and we set sail for America!!!"
<Iggy> "The cruise ship was refurbished from a crab boat, though, and so we were attacked by Candian Crab pirates. They attack crab boats, you see, to steal the valuable king crab harvests. There weren't any crabs on our boat, though - at leaast, not the kind they wanted - so they took me instead. The Candian pirate kinf wanted me to big his candian king-crab pirate queen and we started sailing south."
<Iggy> "Anyway, I told the pirate king that I was very flattered but I can only marry for love and being a queen would interfere with my job and also hockey suuuuuuucks. So! He tied me to a crate full of curling stones and threw me overboard off the coast of Washington."
<Iggy> "Anyway, I told the pirate king that I was very flattered but I can only marry for love and being a queen would interfere with my job and also hockey suuuuuuucks. So! He tied me to a crate full of curling stones and threw me overboard off the coast of Washington."
<Iggy> "Now I was sinking pretty fast but then I remembered I still had the can of soda from the convenction. So, I oulled it out and looked at it and it was can of root beer, so I was saved." 6*she ends her story*
<Jake> 1"... Wait. Wait, how did..." 6Jake stares at her. 1"How'd the rootbeer..." 6Apparently that last little note broke his enchantment!
<Iggy> "Because..." 6*she waves her arms and legs* "Root beer floats!"
<Mika> "Why were you on a pirate ship Iggy? and I'm pretty sure you're supposed to walk the plank, not be a plank."
<Greenie> <Adrianna> looks over her shoulder at Adi. The bell jingles a bit as she shuffles. She either doesn't notice or doesn't care. 14"Yeah Iggy. What Pirate ship?"
<Iggy> "It's a long story, Sou #3." 6*she says to Mika-chan, and also Adi, though Adi is not Sou #3*
<Geode> 5Tariq 06shrugs. 10"Tell us anyway!"06 He smiled as he worked Iggy through the door. Never mind the Freudian imagry here.
<Iggy> "Alright well it started off when I went to Japan for a soda convention on Froday after class." 6*she says*
<Iggy> "There was a big argument about whethere you are supposed to call it soda or pop or soda-pop or cola or coke or sparkling corn beverange and it got pretty far out of hand but then everyone remembered they were in Japan so it was just called Tansan and that stopped most of the fistfighting."
<Iggy> "Anyway after that I tried the mocha-cola soda from Drake & Josh and then they had a pickled watermelon soda that was very puckery and then there was a strawberry soda made with wild strawberries and spring water and there was also an unflavored soda for boring people and I got a case of it for Jules."
<Iggy> "After all that soda I had to pee and pee and pee and pee and that made me late for my other business, which was groceriiies. So I ran out of the convention center but as I was trying to leave a little man stopped me to give me my free can of soda. And then I left and went to Tsukiji!"
<Iggy> "After I got the cavia for jules's breakfast and the ambergris for edwin's breakfast i went to the tuna auction and i got won two tunas."
<Ryuami> "tuna Auction.. what?"
<Iggy> "So I decide I am gonna use part of one of the tunas to make a tuna marsala and so I need mushrooms. So I went to the mushroom district but I forgot I was wwearing my secret Shiitake Ninja Clan shirt, because I am secretely a member of the Shiitake Ninja Clan. Anyway, because of this I was attacked by the Maitake ninjas and I had to fight."
<Iggy> "I used a pirtal claw to send the tunas home but I had to stay and fight because of my ninja honor. It was a terrible fight and all I had was a swordfish and they cut up my shirt but I beat them."
<Iggy> "So I borrowed a sailor costume from a jpanese high school and bought some panties from a vending machine and then I finished my grocery shopping."
<Iggy> "Everything was going fine until I tried to catch the bullet train and I didn't grrab it in time and it flung me into a tree alongside the tracks." 6*Iggy's bioobs are, concealed* "I ws Ooooo-Kay but it broke the earpiece I need for the portals so I had to find a new way home. I got a job as a boatswain on a mail boat but unfortunately the boat was only going to Hong Kong.
<Iggy> "Now when I got to Hong Kong there was nowhere to go and I didn't have any money, but there was an ametuer sumo wrestling competition and the prize was a dream vacation to Siberia."
<Iggy> "So I entered the contest and won us9ng the Longshoreman Lift - it's a move only known to american sumo wrestlers and it's like the crane kick of the sumo world."
* Greenie has quit IRC (Connection closed)
<Iggy> "I took the trip to Siberia and I traded my sumo diaper for a bicycle. I rode it through Chernobyl where I met a friendly bear who wanted me to wrestle it and after I did it gave me directins to Sokol."
* Mika bakes cookies, in the shapes of Iggy's adventures.
<Iggy> "In Sokol I bought a used car and turned it into a speedboat. I drove it to Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky where they have a better harbor."
<Iggy> "I went to a bar and played a game of Russian Roulette and I won a ticket aboard Comrade Vlinsky's Discount Alskan Cruise Adventure and we set sail for America!!!"
<Iggy> "The cruise ship was refurbished from a crab boat, though, and so we were attacked by Candian Crab pirates. They attack crab boats, you see, to steal the valuable king crab harvests. There weren't any crabs on our boat, though - at leaast, not the kind they wanted - so they took me instead. The Candian pirate kinf wanted me to big his candian king-crab pirate queen and we started sailing south."
<Iggy> "Anyway, I told the pirate king that I was very flattered but I can only marry for love and being a queen would interfere with my job and also hockey suuuuuuucks. So! He tied me to a crate full of curling stones and threw me overboard off the coast of Washington."
<Iggy> "Anyway, I told the pirate king that I was very flattered but I can only marry for love and being a queen would interfere with my job and also hockey suuuuuuucks. So! He tied me to a crate full of curling stones and threw me overboard off the coast of Washington."
<Iggy> "Now I was sinking pretty fast but then I remembered I still had the can of soda from the convenction. So, I oulled it out and looked at it and it was can of root beer, so I was saved." 6*she ends her story*
<Jake> 1"... Wait. Wait, how did..." 6Jake stares at her. 1"How'd the rootbeer..." 6Apparently that last little note broke his enchantment!
<Iggy> "Because..." 6*she waves her arms and legs* "Root beer floats!"