Post by Trish on Mar 17, 2016 14:38:54 GMT -5
[07:49] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ zee early edition news is on 5¬/*\
[07:49] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> *She curls up and finds her spot, watching the news before RE2*
[07:50] <Mischa> "Oh wait! Since Emma won't sit in my lap!"
[07:51] * Mischa flops over onto Emma's, nuzzles in all cozy. Like a cat, being at once emotionally sympathetic, yet somehow entirely self serving.
[07:51] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6watches the news warily.
[07:51] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> *But emma just did claim her spot. She'll fuss mischa'shair anyway*
[07:52] * Mischa just makes her there is plenty of hot girl on girl cuddling
[07:52] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ The new S.T.A.R. agent, STAR Booster, has been credited with capturing or eliminating several high-priority mutant & otherwise empowered criminals since her recent introduction. When asked why this has not been appearing on the news the local head of S.T.A.R. explains that they avoid engaging dangerous meta-humans in the busy streets like the Sentinels and Vindicators 5¬/*\
[07:54] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6frowned. 10"Weird. Super-powered brawls happen where they happen by fluke and chance. Gold is where you find it, and so is SPB crime." 6
[07:58] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ when asked if his S.T.A.R. program is set to replace the Sentienl program, he replies; "Special Tactics Active Response works hand-in-hand with the Sentinel program. The program and their machines gave access to resources we do not, whereas we have the capacity to supress top-level threats." 5¬/*\
[07:59] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "While it is likely that S.T.A.R. will lead to the phaseout of overpriced models such as the Trask Mk9 and the Gridd AX-40, more taxpayer-friendly models will remain vital to our operation. Success here will lead us to push to spread both initiatives nationwide." 5¬/*\
[08:04] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6 10"huh... I rather don't like the sound of that." 6
[08:04] <Lynod> 6Paul sits in the room, a bow of cereal in his lap as he quietly watches the news. The plant raises two leafy brows thoughtfully.
[08:04] * Dragon` is now known as DragonAFK
[08:05] <Lynod> 6Jake trudges in sleeeeepily -- then sees Booster on the television. THAT gives him a little pause. 1"Ooohhh noooo..."
[08:05] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Paaaaul! An' also Jake. Where you bezz?"
[08:06] * Timer cut activated
[08:06] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ the issue is addressed! "Is it true that your agnt STAR Booster is actually Vostok minion 'Boost'?" And it is answered! "Yes." 5shock from the crowd "The S.T.A.R. program is about taking these people who have power but have made mistakes, and giving them a chance to make up for those mistakes and serve their community. This gives us a larger pool of steady talent to work with, as opposed to the random members of teams such as the Avengers or Vindicators." 5¬/*\
[08:06] <Trish> (cut) as opposed to the random members of teams such as the Avengers or Vindicators."
[08:06] * Timer cut halted
[08:06] <Trish> ((Boostr aint ion screen, they just mentioned her)
[08:07] <Lynod> 6Paul raises his head and waves a spoon winningly at Emma. 1"Just watching yet another disturbing turn on the television."
[08:07] <Lynod> 1"It's more disturbing than you think," 6says Jake, wandering a little closer to the TV -- and flopping butt first. 1"That ISN'T Boost anymore. They... did something to her." 6He wiggles a little. 1"Somethin' to her brain."
[08:11] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "You said 'Agents', do you have agents other than Booster?" "We are currently developing two other agents and hope to deploy them soon. We are cotninuing to recruit, as well." 5¬/*\
[08:11] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "As evidenced by the fact she's workin' for the man, man."
[08:12] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "What do you mean by 'developing' new agents?" "Ah, well, uh, that's just a technical word for training them and designing their gear." 5¬/*\
[08:12] <Lynod> 6Jake shakes his head! 1"It's more serious than that, Emma! I know she was a bad guy but now she's just... she's not even a guy."
[08:13] <Lynod> 6Paul's eyes soften and he reaches over with an extending arm, patting at Jake's head. 1"Then when she turns up her head, we'll have to do our best to bring her to her senses."
[08:13] <Lynod> 1"Mmm," 6says Jake, surprisingly pensive for once. The speedster wiggles unhappily.
[08:15] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "So who's gone missin' lately? There's that one kid when Lyssa was bein' a retard...anyone else?"
[08:16] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "You've mentioned the Vindicators and their 'unreliable talent pool'. Do you expect S.T.A.R. to affect that program?" "Our program has more reliable agents and easier recruitment and operates at a fraction of the cost of the Vindicator team - not even considering the cost of their private army. I expect S.T.A.R. to close that program down." 5¬/*\
[08:17] <Lynod> 6Rafael sits in another location, eyeing the television with a little smile. 1"Oh, really..."
[08:18] <Lynod> 6Jake shakes his head and glances to Emma. 1"I dunno. I just know we gotta stop this. They can't do this to people -- and it might be US who're next."
[08:19] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "I'm tryin' to work out who IS next, man"
[08:21] <Mischa> "Don't worry Jake. If the big bad government men come take you away, I'll rescue you. I'm a wiz at saving damsels in distress."
[08:22] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "haw haw haw, you got called a girl"
[08:22] <Lynod> 6Jake mumbles something that sounds like "thank you".
[08:23] <Mischa> "Plus the vindi's got an "unreliable" talent pool cuase they're contractually obligated to be racist."
[08:24] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Who will we see next?" "Our next promising agent is STAR Hammer. Agent Hammer, however, is a bit more of a 'heavy' resource than Booster and it may take some time before a threat worthy of calling it in appears." 5"It?" "Them, sorry." 5¬/*\
[08:24] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Not like I wanted to join the stoopit vindicators anyway. nyehhhhh"
[08:26] <Lynod> 6Jake winces as he hears that. 1"They're not even good at coverin' this up."
[08:27] <Lynod> 6Paul frowns at the screen, tapping the side of the bowl thoughtfully with his spoon. 1"I would prefer the Vindicators to what seems to be coming, Mika."
[08:27] <Mischa> "Right. They suck. Most disappointing super group ever. I can't join cuase I'm a mutant. Pulled me aside. Day one. Crushed my hopes and dreams and shit. Stupid black suit lady. I hope those stupid cigerettes that they're always smoking give them lung cancer, and then I'll be all like. "Yeah I could save you, but it's ILLEGAL for me to fix things with my phenomenal healidoo powers cuase mutants are bad, m'kay."
[08:29] <Lynod> 1"There is still stigma and illegality to our kin. It's hard for a government agency to buck a system that seems very anti-mutant to begin with. You see Sentinels killing innocents in the streets. Can another body truly just accept a mutant?"
[08:29] <Lynod> 6Paul shakes his head sadly. 1"No, Mika. I'm afraid that's outside of these next few years, at least."
[08:29] <Mischa> "I'm not saying this is right, just saying it's like pickin' between two brands of bigoted evil. Do you prefer Chocolate Chunk Evil or Cookie Dough Evil."
[08:29] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Dude, I'm NOT a mutant, and they said I COULD join, but I'm still waitin' on someone to sort that shit out"
[08:30] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "General, you seem to have made a lot of implications about Gridd, Trask, and the Vindicators." "Gridd is a fine company, just not at making Sentinels. We're actually considering contracting their technology for our dropships, if they stop devoting resources to the A-X series. Trask is an expensive, irresponsible company with a terrible track record and units with an unspeakable price tag." 5¬/*\
[08:31] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "The Vindicators are heroes, I am sure, but the citizens are paying a considerable amount of money for them - money that could go elsewhere." 5¬/*\
[08:31] <Lynod> 1"Mm. One is wrong. I wouldn't go so far to call it 'evil.'" 6Paul's hand taps his chin now as he watches. 1"They are making many enemies out the gate."
[08:31] <Lynod> 1"Maybe that'll get them stopped," 6Jake mumbles.
[08:33] <Mischa> "You underestimate how stupid people really are Jake."
[08:34] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Yeah, I mean...they voted for the sentinel program"
[08:34] <Lynod> 1"Then we gotta stop them," 6Jake says, nodding at the TV. 1"That's the only way. We gotta be the good guys when others won't."
[08:35] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Thank you for your time, General. In other news" *pan over* "crazy cat videos have gone to a whole new level when this adorable 'cat burgular' was caught on convenience store security." *they show grainy footage of a housecat slipping into a store, hopping on the counter when the clerk is busy, opening the register, and taking all the 20s in its little cat teeth before exiting the scene.* 5¬/*\
[08:35] <Mischa> "Becuase giant, heavily armed, murder bot A.I.'s patrolling the streets has been a great idea... in every future movie ever."
[08:35] <Lynod> 6Paul sighs. 1"While I prefer civil disobedience, it seems we will have to act rather uncivilly..."
[08:35] <Lynod> (... XD)
[08:35] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Man, them doggy pictures were better."
[08:35] <Lynod> 1"... Wait. Wait, wait." 6Jake leaaaans in and stares at the screen. 1"... What the heck?"
[08:37] * Mischa nuzzles on Emma and trys to ignore the news, mostly becuase it's hella depressing.
[08:37] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "What can a cat do with all that cash? A lifetime supply of tuna? A trip to the Meow-i islands? We asked the shop owner about this act of feline larceny." 6*they show a hairy guy* "I don't think it's [bleep] funny! That was half my take for the day!" 5¬/*\
[08:38] <Mischa> "Dumb ass, that's why you drop your large bills in the safe."
[08:40] <Lynod> 6Jake glances to Mika. 1"In his defense, they probably didn't expect an ADORABLE cat to steal all their money."
[08:40] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Police are on the lookout for a suspect about three years ol, eight pounds, 9 inches tall, with orange striped fur." 5¬/*\
[08:41] <Lynod> 6Paul smiles at the puns, his brows rising. 1"That was very felinious . Whatever the take, they let the cat out of the bag on this criminal enterprise."
[08:42] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "okay, THAT was funny! Ain't no Bow Wow Baby, but that was good, man"
[08:42] <Mischa> "No, but it's the standard operating procedure of EVERY buisness that handles large amounts of cash buisness.
[08:42] <Mischa> "Cuase of ya know.. regular criminals. Not necessarily cat burglars."
[08:45] <Lynod> 6Paul smiles and waves a hand. 1"I do what I can. But we should focus our attention on this new program. I'm afraid it might be as big of a threat as the Sentinels, themselves. If nothing else, we should have a plan of action."
[08:45] <Lynod> 6Jake raises a fist, heartened by the cat video! 1"THAT I can agree with!"
[08:45] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "And that's the end of our morning broadcast. Stay tuned for the Thursday Morning Movie! 5¬/*\
[08:46] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ a child's voice comes from the TV! "Hey, Deenie? What's 2 + 2?" and a female voice answers it "Uhhhh, let me think" .... *frrrrrt*" 5¬/*\
[08:50] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Deenie, what year was America discovered?" "Uhhh, 2008." *they show a toy of a chubby blush fox with a kimono and mask, woth moving ears and tail. "Deenie, why is the sky blue?" "Uhh, it's reflecting the ocean!" *answers the toy, moving its big ears* 5¬/*\
[08:51] <Lynod> 6Jake blinks. And his eyes widen. 1"... Waitttaseeconnddd..."
[08:51] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ <Announcer> "It's Deenie! The stupid farting fox! Using state-of-the-art cloud-search technology, she ALWAYS gives the wrong answer - unless she toots!" *the fox lifts its tail and *frrrrt** "It's hours of fun for the whole family!" 5¬/*\
[08:52] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Ohhhhh snap! I think someone's gettin' hoisted"
[08:53] <Lynod> 6Jake's jaw drops and a panicked look crosses his face. 1"We... we can't let Adena see this, guys. We've... we've got to hide it or..." 6Beads of sweat roll down his brow. 1"Ineedtogobuythemallofftheshelves." 6Jake's already scrambling, trying to check his wallet for -- 1"Oh God, oh God, I've got five dollars and three Jolly Ranchers."
[08:53] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ a kid askes "Deenie, what's the capitol of Virginia?" "Bakedham!" *uproarious child laughter* <Child> "She can't get ANYthing right!" <Announcer> "Deenie, the Stupid Farting Fox - coming soon from Ring-A-Ding Toys!" <Deenie> *frrrrRRRRRRT!* 5¬/*\
[08:54] <Lynod> 6Paul glances at the screen and then Jake. 1"Why...?"
[08:54] <Lynod> 1"IDON'TKNOW!" 6squeals Jake, darting from the room in a panic. It's enough to kick up any loose papers and settled hair! Paul's leaves are ruffled!
[08:54] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Is this related to MonsterMash comin' back lately?"
[08:55] * Retrieving #City_of_Sunshine modes...
[08:57] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- "..." *Sigh* "If not for the farting, that would actually be rather cute."
[08:58] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- "... Tops..."
[08:58] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- *.... Her eyes narrow quietly behind her mask*
[07:49] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> *She curls up and finds her spot, watching the news before RE2*
[07:50] <Mischa> "Oh wait! Since Emma won't sit in my lap!"
[07:51] * Mischa flops over onto Emma's, nuzzles in all cozy. Like a cat, being at once emotionally sympathetic, yet somehow entirely self serving.
[07:51] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6watches the news warily.
[07:51] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> *But emma just did claim her spot. She'll fuss mischa'shair anyway*
[07:52] * Mischa just makes her there is plenty of hot girl on girl cuddling
[07:52] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ The new S.T.A.R. agent, STAR Booster, has been credited with capturing or eliminating several high-priority mutant & otherwise empowered criminals since her recent introduction. When asked why this has not been appearing on the news the local head of S.T.A.R. explains that they avoid engaging dangerous meta-humans in the busy streets like the Sentinels and Vindicators 5¬/*\
[07:54] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6frowned. 10"Weird. Super-powered brawls happen where they happen by fluke and chance. Gold is where you find it, and so is SPB crime." 6
[07:58] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ when asked if his S.T.A.R. program is set to replace the Sentienl program, he replies; "Special Tactics Active Response works hand-in-hand with the Sentinel program. The program and their machines gave access to resources we do not, whereas we have the capacity to supress top-level threats." 5¬/*\
[07:59] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "While it is likely that S.T.A.R. will lead to the phaseout of overpriced models such as the Trask Mk9 and the Gridd AX-40, more taxpayer-friendly models will remain vital to our operation. Success here will lead us to push to spread both initiatives nationwide." 5¬/*\
[08:04] <Dragon`> 6« 5< 4¤ 8{ 7Tariq 8} 4¤ 5> 6» 6 10"huh... I rather don't like the sound of that." 6
[08:04] <Lynod> 6Paul sits in the room, a bow of cereal in his lap as he quietly watches the news. The plant raises two leafy brows thoughtfully.
[08:04] * Dragon` is now known as DragonAFK
[08:05] <Lynod> 6Jake trudges in sleeeeepily -- then sees Booster on the television. THAT gives him a little pause. 1"Ooohhh noooo..."
[08:05] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Paaaaul! An' also Jake. Where you bezz?"
[08:06] * Timer cut activated
[08:06] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ the issue is addressed! "Is it true that your agnt STAR Booster is actually Vostok minion 'Boost'?" And it is answered! "Yes." 5shock from the crowd "The S.T.A.R. program is about taking these people who have power but have made mistakes, and giving them a chance to make up for those mistakes and serve their community. This gives us a larger pool of steady talent to work with, as opposed to the random members of teams such as the Avengers or Vindicators." 5¬/*\
[08:06] <Trish> (cut) as opposed to the random members of teams such as the Avengers or Vindicators."
[08:06] * Timer cut halted
[08:06] <Trish> ((Boostr aint ion screen, they just mentioned her)
[08:07] <Lynod> 6Paul raises his head and waves a spoon winningly at Emma. 1"Just watching yet another disturbing turn on the television."
[08:07] <Lynod> 1"It's more disturbing than you think," 6says Jake, wandering a little closer to the TV -- and flopping butt first. 1"That ISN'T Boost anymore. They... did something to her." 6He wiggles a little. 1"Somethin' to her brain."
[08:11] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "You said 'Agents', do you have agents other than Booster?" "We are currently developing two other agents and hope to deploy them soon. We are cotninuing to recruit, as well." 5¬/*\
[08:11] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "As evidenced by the fact she's workin' for the man, man."
[08:12] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "What do you mean by 'developing' new agents?" "Ah, well, uh, that's just a technical word for training them and designing their gear." 5¬/*\
[08:12] <Lynod> 6Jake shakes his head! 1"It's more serious than that, Emma! I know she was a bad guy but now she's just... she's not even a guy."
[08:13] <Lynod> 6Paul's eyes soften and he reaches over with an extending arm, patting at Jake's head. 1"Then when she turns up her head, we'll have to do our best to bring her to her senses."
[08:13] <Lynod> 1"Mmm," 6says Jake, surprisingly pensive for once. The speedster wiggles unhappily.
[08:15] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "So who's gone missin' lately? There's that one kid when Lyssa was bein' a retard...anyone else?"
[08:16] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "You've mentioned the Vindicators and their 'unreliable talent pool'. Do you expect S.T.A.R. to affect that program?" "Our program has more reliable agents and easier recruitment and operates at a fraction of the cost of the Vindicator team - not even considering the cost of their private army. I expect S.T.A.R. to close that program down." 5¬/*\
[08:17] <Lynod> 6Rafael sits in another location, eyeing the television with a little smile. 1"Oh, really..."
[08:18] <Lynod> 6Jake shakes his head and glances to Emma. 1"I dunno. I just know we gotta stop this. They can't do this to people -- and it might be US who're next."
[08:19] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "I'm tryin' to work out who IS next, man"
[08:21] <Mischa> "Don't worry Jake. If the big bad government men come take you away, I'll rescue you. I'm a wiz at saving damsels in distress."
[08:22] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "haw haw haw, you got called a girl"
[08:22] <Lynod> 6Jake mumbles something that sounds like "thank you".
[08:23] <Mischa> "Plus the vindi's got an "unreliable" talent pool cuase they're contractually obligated to be racist."
[08:24] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Who will we see next?" "Our next promising agent is STAR Hammer. Agent Hammer, however, is a bit more of a 'heavy' resource than Booster and it may take some time before a threat worthy of calling it in appears." 5"It?" "Them, sorry." 5¬/*\
[08:24] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Not like I wanted to join the stoopit vindicators anyway. nyehhhhh"
[08:26] <Lynod> 6Jake winces as he hears that. 1"They're not even good at coverin' this up."
[08:27] <Lynod> 6Paul frowns at the screen, tapping the side of the bowl thoughtfully with his spoon. 1"I would prefer the Vindicators to what seems to be coming, Mika."
[08:27] <Mischa> "Right. They suck. Most disappointing super group ever. I can't join cuase I'm a mutant. Pulled me aside. Day one. Crushed my hopes and dreams and shit. Stupid black suit lady. I hope those stupid cigerettes that they're always smoking give them lung cancer, and then I'll be all like. "Yeah I could save you, but it's ILLEGAL for me to fix things with my phenomenal healidoo powers cuase mutants are bad, m'kay."
[08:29] <Lynod> 1"There is still stigma and illegality to our kin. It's hard for a government agency to buck a system that seems very anti-mutant to begin with. You see Sentinels killing innocents in the streets. Can another body truly just accept a mutant?"
[08:29] <Lynod> 6Paul shakes his head sadly. 1"No, Mika. I'm afraid that's outside of these next few years, at least."
[08:29] <Mischa> "I'm not saying this is right, just saying it's like pickin' between two brands of bigoted evil. Do you prefer Chocolate Chunk Evil or Cookie Dough Evil."
[08:29] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Dude, I'm NOT a mutant, and they said I COULD join, but I'm still waitin' on someone to sort that shit out"
[08:30] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "General, you seem to have made a lot of implications about Gridd, Trask, and the Vindicators." "Gridd is a fine company, just not at making Sentinels. We're actually considering contracting their technology for our dropships, if they stop devoting resources to the A-X series. Trask is an expensive, irresponsible company with a terrible track record and units with an unspeakable price tag." 5¬/*\
[08:31] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "The Vindicators are heroes, I am sure, but the citizens are paying a considerable amount of money for them - money that could go elsewhere." 5¬/*\
[08:31] <Lynod> 1"Mm. One is wrong. I wouldn't go so far to call it 'evil.'" 6Paul's hand taps his chin now as he watches. 1"They are making many enemies out the gate."
[08:31] <Lynod> 1"Maybe that'll get them stopped," 6Jake mumbles.
[08:33] <Mischa> "You underestimate how stupid people really are Jake."
[08:34] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Yeah, I mean...they voted for the sentinel program"
[08:34] <Lynod> 1"Then we gotta stop them," 6Jake says, nodding at the TV. 1"That's the only way. We gotta be the good guys when others won't."
[08:35] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Thank you for your time, General. In other news" *pan over* "crazy cat videos have gone to a whole new level when this adorable 'cat burgular' was caught on convenience store security." *they show grainy footage of a housecat slipping into a store, hopping on the counter when the clerk is busy, opening the register, and taking all the 20s in its little cat teeth before exiting the scene.* 5¬/*\
[08:35] <Mischa> "Becuase giant, heavily armed, murder bot A.I.'s patrolling the streets has been a great idea... in every future movie ever."
[08:35] <Lynod> 6Paul sighs. 1"While I prefer civil disobedience, it seems we will have to act rather uncivilly..."
[08:35] <Lynod> (... XD)
[08:35] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Man, them doggy pictures were better."
[08:35] <Lynod> 1"... Wait. Wait, wait." 6Jake leaaaans in and stares at the screen. 1"... What the heck?"
[08:37] * Mischa nuzzles on Emma and trys to ignore the news, mostly becuase it's hella depressing.
[08:37] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "What can a cat do with all that cash? A lifetime supply of tuna? A trip to the Meow-i islands? We asked the shop owner about this act of feline larceny." 6*they show a hairy guy* "I don't think it's [bleep] funny! That was half my take for the day!" 5¬/*\
[08:38] <Mischa> "Dumb ass, that's why you drop your large bills in the safe."
[08:40] <Lynod> 6Jake glances to Mika. 1"In his defense, they probably didn't expect an ADORABLE cat to steal all their money."
[08:40] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Police are on the lookout for a suspect about three years ol, eight pounds, 9 inches tall, with orange striped fur." 5¬/*\
[08:41] <Lynod> 6Paul smiles at the puns, his brows rising. 1"That was very felinious . Whatever the take, they let the cat out of the bag on this criminal enterprise."
[08:42] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "okay, THAT was funny! Ain't no Bow Wow Baby, but that was good, man"
[08:42] <Mischa> "No, but it's the standard operating procedure of EVERY buisness that handles large amounts of cash buisness.
[08:42] <Mischa> "Cuase of ya know.. regular criminals. Not necessarily cat burglars."
[08:45] <Lynod> 6Paul smiles and waves a hand. 1"I do what I can. But we should focus our attention on this new program. I'm afraid it might be as big of a threat as the Sentinels, themselves. If nothing else, we should have a plan of action."
[08:45] <Lynod> 6Jake raises a fist, heartened by the cat video! 1"THAT I can agree with!"
[08:45] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "And that's the end of our morning broadcast. Stay tuned for the Thursday Morning Movie! 5¬/*\
[08:46] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ a child's voice comes from the TV! "Hey, Deenie? What's 2 + 2?" and a female voice answers it "Uhhhh, let me think" .... *frrrrrt*" 5¬/*\
[08:50] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ "Deenie, what year was America discovered?" "Uhhh, 2008." *they show a toy of a chubby blush fox with a kimono and mask, woth moving ears and tail. "Deenie, why is the sky blue?" "Uhh, it's reflecting the ocean!" *answers the toy, moving its big ears* 5¬/*\
[08:51] <Lynod> 6Jake blinks. And his eyes widen. 1"... Waitttaseeconnddd..."
[08:51] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ <Announcer> "It's Deenie! The stupid farting fox! Using state-of-the-art cloud-search technology, she ALWAYS gives the wrong answer - unless she toots!" *the fox lifts its tail and *frrrrt** "It's hours of fun for the whole family!" 5¬/*\
[08:52] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Ohhhhh snap! I think someone's gettin' hoisted"
[08:53] <Lynod> 6Jake's jaw drops and a panicked look crosses his face. 1"We... we can't let Adena see this, guys. We've... we've got to hide it or..." 6Beads of sweat roll down his brow. 1"Ineedtogobuythemallofftheshelves." 6Jake's already scrambling, trying to check his wallet for -- 1"Oh God, oh God, I've got five dollars and three Jolly Ranchers."
[08:53] <Trish> 5¬/*\¬ a kid askes "Deenie, what's the capitol of Virginia?" "Bakedham!" *uproarious child laughter* <Child> "She can't get ANYthing right!" <Announcer> "Deenie, the Stupid Farting Fox - coming soon from Ring-A-Ding Toys!" <Deenie> *frrrrRRRRRRT!* 5¬/*\
[08:54] <Lynod> 6Paul glances at the screen and then Jake. 1"Why...?"
[08:54] <Lynod> 1"IDON'TKNOW!" 6squeals Jake, darting from the room in a panic. It's enough to kick up any loose papers and settled hair! Paul's leaves are ruffled!
[08:54] <A-C> 6<< Emma 6>> "Is this related to MonsterMash comin' back lately?"
[08:55] * Retrieving #City_of_Sunshine modes...
[08:57] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- "..." *Sigh* "If not for the farting, that would actually be rather cute."
[08:58] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- "... Tops..."
[08:58] <Gradius> 5-{ 14Adena 5?;? 14Zillian 5}- *.... Her eyes narrow quietly behind her mask*